You might be a liberal if
You might be a liberal if . . .
. . . you know gender is a social construct, but have no idea where electricity comes from.
You might be a liberal if . . .
. . . you think the “evil” of Stalinist regimes is overstated and the tyranny of the American regime is never stated enough.
The rest is at STORMBRINGER’s hooch.
Perfectly Roasted Hulk Hogan
The roast was for David Hasselhoff and he took plenty of shots, but the best of the night came from the top rope to Hulk Hogan. A little Lisa Lampanelli goes a long way and there is a lot of her to go around, but she landed a knock out on the Hulkster that even made me cringe. Beauty.
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Obama tilts at strawmen ref GZ Mosque
There has never been any doubt that Obama is a full fledged member if the multi-culti, politically correct left and he proved it in a world class panderfest at the White House yesterday. Now I am not against him holding a Ramadan dinner, we do need to have better relations with the Muslims who aren’t trying to kill us. But last night O invited some folks who shouldn’t be part of that and then dripped piles of platitudes and a complete strawman argument on them about the Mosqueasaurus being planned.
Recently, attention has been focused on the construction of mosques in certain communities -– particularly New York. Now, we must all recognize and respect the sensitivities surrounding the development of Lower Manhattan. The 9/11 attacks were a deeply traumatic event for our country. And the pain and the experience of suffering by those who lost loved ones is just unimaginable. So I understand the emotions that this issue engenders. And Ground Zero is, indeed, hallowed ground.
But let me be clear.
Oh shit let the lying begin. God I would love to play poker with this guy. He has so many tells it would be childs play. The insane thing is that he had to be reading from a prompter or a print out, and they still put his tells right in the document. He is helpless without them.
As a citizen, and as President, I believe that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as everyone else in this country. (Applause.) And that includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in Lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances. This is America. And our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakeable. The principle that people of all faiths are welcome in this country and that they will not be treated differently by their government is essential to who we are. The writ of the Founders must endure.
I guess you could say that Barry stands with all of the opponents of the mosque as all of them believe that these folks have the legal right to build the damn thing. We just argue that they ought to have the common decency to build it elsewhere. There is no reason to build it there, property in NYC is dirt cheap and they would have no problem finding another spot. But obviously that wouldn’t suit their purposes. They want a trophy and they want to prove that they can push us around. That is what creeping sharia is all about. Little bits of Islam pushed into places it has no business being to dull our senses and make the next bit easier to slip in. Well fuck ‘em. They will find that most Americans are not docile sheep like our President and his fellow travelers. We have seen just how backward and oppressive every Muslim state is and we have zero interest in regressing along that path.
It’s been quite the politically incorrectapalooza here this week. Yesterday I praised our boy Emperor and Michelle Antoinette for squeezing in a whole 24 hours on the Gulf Coast before heading to another posh vacation at Martha’s Vineyard. Prior to that I had some fun w/ the N word and the maxed out race card. And I even got in a disconcurrence about gay marriage. I assume my stay in the re-education camp is pretty well locked in, eh?
Obama family makes layover in Gulf Coast
What a fucking joke this guy is. He is going to stop on the Gulf Coast long enough to refuel the family plane and the jet off to a much more appropriate locale for their Endless Summer of ritzy vacations.
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is heeding his own advice to American vacationers, taking his family to the Gulf Coast this weekend to help the sagging tourism industry.
The president will arrive Saturday and spend just over 24 hours in the Panama City, Fla., area, a quick jaunt in contrast to the family’s upcoming 10-day vacation to Martha’s Vineyard, known as a destination for the wealthy and privileged.
Seriously Barry, you and Michelle Antoinette couldn’t stomach any more than a fucking day down amongst them yokels and fat tourists before you had to get back in the sweet lap of luxury? That is bullshit and you people are disgusting. How many fat cat vacations have you had this year jackass? Why don’t you stop spending other people’s money and see about actually doing something productive? On second thought, it may be cheaper for America to just support you as a world traveler. Yeah, why don’t you stay out of Washington until your term is up and save us a couple of trillion dollars.
Racist’s Corner- The N Word
I’m not supposed to say the word nigger, ever under any circumstances not even to discuss the use of the word in our society. That’s fucked up. I understand why blacks are sensitive about the word, but the idea that the word itself has so much power that is must be banned is BS. Well except for the large swaths of popular black culture who can’t seem to stop saying it, they get a pass, but me or any other member of the oppressor class is branded a racist for simply saying the word. Dr. Laura Schlessinger got a taste of this when she had the audacity to say the forbidden word.
CALLER: How about the N-word? So, the N-word’s been thrown around –
SCHLESSINGER: Black guys use it all the time. Turn on HBO, listen to a black comic, and all you hear is nigger, nigger, nigger.
CALLER: That isn’t –
SCHLESSINGER: I don’t get it. If anybody without enough melanin says it, it’s a horrible thing; but when black people say it, it’s affectionate. It’s very confusing. Don’t hang up, I want to talk to you some more. Don’t go away.
It was patently obvious she was making a point about our culture and the double standard surrounding the use of the word, but the left and the usual racial victimologists are out of their minds about it. It’s time for us to come to a very simple understanding on race in this country. While the racism that existed decades ago was foul and reprehensible, it is gone. There is no institutional racism in America. The problem is that black culture has never accepted this. As long as everything that happens is seen through a lens of race, it feels like there is racism where there is none. It all becomes just another lie, perpetrated by the man to keep the brother down. Well Bullshit to that. If blacks want to look at why they underperform every other group in this country they ought to look at how many black kids are grow up in single parent households. There is even a sorry way to express this, “babies mommas” is how they are referred to. How disgraceful is it that motherhood and fatherhood are that devalued. That wasn’t caused by racism it was caused by white liberal social policies like welfare that made fathers unnecessary. Now most black kids grow up without stable families and shocker, they do worse in school and end up in jail way too often.
That’s not racism, that’s a social pathology. Blaming racism doesn’t help and only gives an excuse to kids who might otherwise assume that As Americans they can prosper as much as their efforts and energy dictate. But when all we see on TV is claims that Americans who oppose Obama do so because he is cocoa brown colored. Well no, I oppose him because he is a left wing butthead trying to put the government in control of our lives. When members of Congress get caught lying, cheating and stealiing and they jump up and cry racism. They set the worst example, I mean if even Congress is racist what chance do we have?
There is no way to eliminate racism in individuals. It is stupid to try, although it does weed itself out the more we live together and kids grow up around other races. But racism exists in the hearts of whites, blacks and all others. Chris Rock said it perfectly “Who is more racist white people or black people?” His black audience all yelled “White people” “Wrong” he said “Black people. Because we hate black people too”.
Me I prefer to hate people on an individual basis for what they do, rather than trying to group them by melanin content. It’s time for us to stop putting up with the use of the race card to substitute for an actual argument.
Nigger, it’s just a word. Next slide.
Gay Marriage
I have avoided writing about this just because it is such a ridiculously polarized issue. For it and you are a tolerant loving person, against and you are an evil hater. Yeah well Bullshit! I’m against it and I think the fact that I have opened myself up to significant rations of shit by supporting repeal of DADT shows I am not bigoted against gays. I am against the gay rights movement, the Balkanization of sexuality, the invention of gender transfer, and the victimization mentality. I think that it’s nobody’s business who you are boinking especially not the State’s.
I support gay couples getting all of the societal permissions that married couples do including visitation in hospitals, division of property, and inheritance. I do not support gay marriage as it has nothing at all to do with what gay couples are doing. The only legitimate State interest in marriage is procreation, tying the male to offspring and ensuring a fresh crop of citizens who will propagate our shared values. That’s it. When I see gay couples bemoaning the fact that they can’t have the State sanction and solemnize the love they feel I want to tell them to go do something useful. If gays adopt kids, then they should get the same tax breaks as married couples as they have taken on that responsibility. But the idea that you should have some civil servant blessing your choice of life partner is BS. David Harsanyi wrote a great piece arguing that the State should get out of the marriage business altogether. That makes more sense than creating new things for the State to do.
Create civil unions to ensure property rights, grant tax credits to gay couples who adopt and allow partners to have the same access as spouses during sickness. Then MoveOn.
Gutfeld to open Ground Zero gay bar
This is quite possibly the greatest project ever undertaken by mortal men. God Bless you sir!
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.
I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music
He pretty much has to call it Mohammed’s Man Meet right? Or even better Mohammed’s Man Mecca “Come for the boys, stay for the goats”
Juicebox Mafia report- Yglesias, Alanis & ironic empire
Today Matthew Whyglesias takes a shot at Odierno and our imperial ambitions, then reminds himself that well that’s not even what Odierno meant, and then tops it off with Alanis being everything but ironic.
Ironies of Empire
Who would have thought it figures: “U.S. forces are staying in Iraq to prevent foreign powers from meddling with the new government, Gen. Ray Odierno said Sunday.”
In defense of General Odierno, what he actually said was that his efforts will “make it less likely of others from the outside being able to interfere” which is probably true.
I know Matt it can be damn tough to be a cool lefty and then still be able to differentiate between freeing people from oppression and imperial conquest. Hey since it was blood for oil, I wonder how many US companies are currently raping the Iraqi countryside to steal that petroleum? I’ll help you….none.
Olbermann gone from Sunday Night Football
OK maybe there is a God. Keith Olbermann is a reprehensible human being and his presence on NBC’s Sunday Night Football broadcasts cause me to curse and immediately change the channel whenever his disgusting visage appeared. Now I can watch in peace.
Multiple media and network television sources confirmed to me Thursday that Keith Olbermann will not appear on NBC’s Football Night In America Sunday evening NFL broadcasts this season.
Thank you God or the baby Jesus or whoever at NBC figured out he was driving decent football loving Americans away. Oh and Fuck You Keith, just on principle.


